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So just the other day, I walked into this little shop
To buy a little trinket for a SECRET SANTA SWAP
Jingle bells be jinglin’, and the atmosphere was festive
And just like all the sneezin’s, I BE SEASONS AND CONGESTIVE
I found my little gift, and I checked out with the cashier
Who was dressed up in a costume, so I thought I’d spread some cheer
“Happy Holidays!” I said to little Krissily the Elf
“Merry Christmas, you mean?”
“Nnnno. I mean go f #$k yourself” READ MO, YO!