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Jew Girl Rapper Raps Hanukkah!
Yo.
So just the other day, I walked into this little shop
To buy a little trinket for a SECRET SANTA SWAP
Jingle bells be jinglin’, and the atmosphere was festive
And just like all the sneezin’s, I BE SEASONS AND CONGESTIVE
I found my little gift, and I checked out with the cashier
Who was dressed up in a costume, so I thought I’d spread some cheer
“Happy Holidays!” I said to little Krissily the Elf
“Merry Christmas, you mean?”
“Nnnno. I mean go f #$k yourself” READ MO, YO!
Yo yo yo bitch welcome to my turf
It’s the greatest time of year
IN THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARF
Let’s all raise a glass, clap your hands, and shake a titty
IT’S NEW YEAR’S FUCKIN’ EVE right here in NEW YORK FUCKIN CITAAYYY READ MO, YO!
Yo yo yo bitch, I’m sure that you’ve heard
That for Thanksgiving this year, you better get a KOSHER bird
Everybody knows this, even Jamie Foxx and Vivica
I’m sure by now you’ve heard it’s fuckin’ mother fuck THANKSGIVUKKAH READ MO, YO!
Jap Rap 