Yo yo yo bitch welcome to my turf
It’s the greatest time of year
IN THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARF
Let’s all raise a glass, clap your hands, and shake a titty
IT’S NEW YEAR’S FUCKIN’ EVE right here in NEW YORK FUCKIN CITAAYYY READ MO, YO!
Yo yo yo bitch, I’m sure that you’ve heard
That for Thanksgiving this year, you better get a KOSHER bird
Everybody knows this, even Jamie Foxx and Vivica
I’m sure by now you’ve heard it’s fuckin’ mother fuck THANKSGIVUKKAH READ MO, YO!