Yo.
So just the other day, I walked into this little shop
To buy a little trinket for a SECRET SANTA SWAP
Jingle bells be jinglin’, and the atmosphere was festive
And just like all the sneezin’s, I BE SEASONS AND CONGESTIVE
I found my little gift, and I checked out with the cashier
Who was dressed up in a costume, so I thought I’d spread some cheer
“Happy Holidays!” I said to little Krissily the Elf
“Merry Christmas, you mean?”
“Nnnno. I mean go f #$k yourself” READ MO, YO!
Fix-Up/Mix-Up, Bitch!
#ALSIceBucketChallenge
YO it’s fuckin’ February I ain’t Punxsutawney Phillin’
6 more weeks of winter, bitch, that groundhog he BE ILLIN’
(I be illin’ too, so you ain’t hearin’ my inflection
I got a–WHAT WHAT–RESPIRATORY INFECTION)
AND all this homophobia–it gets me all emoshi
So I cannot watch The Bachelor or STRAIGHT PEOPLE IN SOCHI
This ain’t no time for hatred, go and coz beneath your covers
Cuz it’s Februrary, bitch, and it’s for MOTHER FUCKIN’ LOVERS
It’s the time to get real lucky (like with peens or like, vagines)
Cuz it’s fuckin’ mother fuckin’ FRIGGIN FUCKIN’ VALENTINE’S READ MO, YO!
Jap Rap 