YO YO YO didn’t you remember?
It’s the Jewish new year at the end of September
Well, sometimes it’s later and sometimes it’s sooner
Ya never know, bitch, CUZ THIS CALENDAR IS LUNAR
(boom boom chick wikka wikka what waaat)
All the Jews in the land with all of their money
Will get their freak on with some apples and honey
And then get in their cars and shout to their chauffers
“Bitch, take me to shul, so I can listen to some shofers!”
So tonight if you’re thinkin of doin the nasty
With a freaky Jewish girl with a good rhinoplasty
Don’t tell her you’ll call and then screw her ova
Just wish her yasher koach and a big l’shana tova
Happy new year.